Artisan by Dan Joyce
©2016
Post 140
Sloppy Raw and Dirty
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Sloppy Raw and Dirty
Verses E A E A A D E A (bluesy)
Chorus D A E
She walks up to the bar stool
Everyone knows her name
She must be pushing fifty
but thinks she’s still got game
Her hair is long and greasy
She smells like an old wet mouse
A touch of wine and sleazy
As she spills it on her blouse
She’s sloppy raw and dirty
and everybody knows
Sloppy raw and dirty
She don’t even clean her toes
No one want’s to order
The choice of drink she has
While her old man plays piano
An old Miles cool jazz
A cougar to the youngsters
The alcohol kicks in
Telling stories of her past days
A life of song and sin
She’s sloppy raw and dirty
and everybody knows
Sloppy raw and dirty
She don’t even wash her clothes
She thinks that she’s an actress
Will someday be a star
She tells this to the waitress
But never leaves the bar
So if you think you’ve got it
If you think you still got game
Look past the bottles to the mirror
You’ve only you to blame
Your sloppy raw and dirty
and everybody knows
Sloppy raw and dirty
You don’t even wipe your nose
Sloppy raw and dirty
and that’s the way it goes
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