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I Want To Have Sex With My Stalker

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I Want to Have Sex with my Stalker

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There’s a girl fresh in town

Pops up all around

Suddenly new to the scene

 

She’s no friend of mine

She calls all the time

She even shows up where I live

 

But you know what?

She’s kind of hot

 

I want to have sex with my stalker

 

I want to have sex with my stalker

I wonder if she’d get real intense

I wonder if she’d get even crazier

This could be time well spent

 

I want to have sex with my stalker

She just might be my kind of girl

I just may have someone to talk to

We’re all a little weird in my world

 

I want to have sex with my stalker

I could have been one myself

I know what it’s like to be lonely

And need professional help

 

I want to have sex with my stalker

Even though she is so strange

I want to have sex with my stalker

Even though she’s a little deranged

 

What’s the worst that could happen?

 

Death be not lonely

She might try to show me

I hurt her so

It’s time to go

And my stalker just might murder me!

 

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