Artisan by Dan Joyce
Grumpy Grandpa’s Gal
Why do most men fear strong women? With the onset rise of feminist interest in the current election, studies of gender roles and feminine natures, we are now more than ever demanding an answer to this question. While it is believed men seek dominance and control over such females, new studies indicate that they may be more intimidated by the keen sense of intelligent women’s persistent abilities to nag, argue and complain all the time. Nothing bothers the misogynist chauvinist male than someone who won’t stop nagging, arguing and complaining all the time! Once thought to be a mental disorder, psychiatrists of the early seventies prescribed heavy medications, anti-anxiety sedatives and major tranquilizers to such women to reduce these perceived symptoms of nagging, arguing and complaining all the time. However, it was determined by modern psychological studies that nagging, arguing and complaining all the time may just very well be normal typical feminine behaviors. Yet, it has even come to question in historical cases of law. In the most famous feminist U.S. Supreme Court decision, Jenifer v. God help me!!! Justices determined that it was perfectly legal for women to nag, argue and complain all the time and not be considered grounds for a cheap divorce or termination in the work place. So remember when you vote in November! Nagging, arguing and complaining all the time, it’s a woman’s right to choose!