Artisan by Dan Joyce
©2016
Post 30
A-holes Anonymous
“Who are you?”
“We are Anonymous, an independent unstructured organization designed to free the people from corruption and unfuck them from society!”
“And how do you expect to do that? Whatever the hell ‘unfuck’ means?”
“We are activists online blogging, hacking computers and exposing Ku Klux Klan, child pornographers and members of ISIS as well as actively involving ourselves at protests wearing our anonymous masks…”
“But the people you are targeting and exposing are often innocent of your accusations like the openly gay congressman you accused of being in the KKK… there are scores of cases online where you have accused falsely and ruined reputations. Also, you are causing riots at what would be ordinarily peaceful protests. My experience is that you just invade people’s social media and make vulgar comments to them. What exactly is it that you guys are claiming to accomplish?”
“We want to establish freedom and equality for all and world peace.”
“Really? I have a question for you. How the hell is targeting innocent people through your witch hunt hacking, causing violence at peaceful protests and cussing people out online going to promote world peace?”
“Fuck you! You’re a cunt!”
