Artisan by Dan Joyce
©2016
Post 13
Think Like A Thief
“What are you guys watching? The basketball game?
“Yeah, it’s the Clippers.”
“Can I have a cigarette?”
“Sure, that’s seven you owe me. Why don’t you go out and beg and get some more and get me a burger too?”
“I might, but later.”
“While you’re at it, go to Target and steal some candy bars…”
“Target? They’ll catch me at Target. They probably have cameras, one-way mirrors and hidden shoppers. You can’t steal from a big corporation like that. They’d be right on my ass. Maybe, I could try the Iranian liquor store. They have no security. They can’t afford it. They won’t be looking at all!”
“Sorry.”
“It’s ok! You just have to think more like a thief.”
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i look forward to reading these, Dan. they’re wonderful. thank you for the pointers, though i think i knew that. where is the Iranian liquor store?? i think i’ve been there….
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