Artisan – an online art book by Dan Joyce
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Post 5
Romantic Relationships
I don’t have what it takes to maintain a romantic relationship, no car, no steady job, no nice place to take her to, etc… So I just make a lot of female friends. It works better than making male friends, because with them, I have to wait till they are single and have time to hang out a lot. Then when we do spend time, they just want to go out looking for women. When I’m out with a woman, on the other hand, I don’t have to look for someone, because I am with a nice female already. It sounds weird, but it works well for me. Sometimes, they want to do that thing where you go out as a couple and each go home with someone else. But that never works either, because I don’t want someone else and I have to watch my date looking like a slut at the bar!
